After The Credits Scene

= Transcript =

* As soon as the credits stop Jake the dog pops up on the black screen.*

Jake The Dog: We would now like to bring to you guys a word from Cartman Kyle Kenny and Stan from Comedy Central!

* Jake pulls down the screen to reveal Cartman’s Gang. Cartman is irritated.*

Cartman: God damn it! This is so unfair! How come those awesome people get to be in a film and I don’t?!

Stan: Because we’re not from Cartoon Network Cartman.

Cartman: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?!

Kyle: Cartman watch your mouth!

Cartman: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Kyle: Cartman there are children watching!

Kenny: (I’d rather fuck 4’s mom than be a cameo in this stupid ass movie.)

Edd: Um I didn’t quite that. Director, can you translate that?

Director: Okay. Well um Kenny said “I’d rather F 4’s mom than be a cameo in this stupid a movie.)

Edd: WHAT?!

Numbuh 4: He wouldn’t!

* Edd and Numbuh 4 run up to Cartman’s Gang*

Edd: Kenny, please! This is a movie for kids! I mean what if their parents are watching?!

Kenny: (I don’t see any parents.)

Kyle: Nobody gives a shit about this movie! It’s nearly done anyway!

Edd: Kyle!

Numbuh: 4: Okay you snot-nosed brat! If you say one swear word I’ll STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!

Cartman: Do it then faggot.

Edd: ERIC!!!

Numbuh 4: OH THAT’S IT!

* Numbuh 4 strangles Cartman*

Edd: Oh dear! What do I do?!

Director: End the movie!

Edd: Why?!

Director: JUST DO IT!

Edd: Okay! Um thank you all for watching Cartoon Network All -Stars!

* Edd closes the screen to black. The movie ends*